Does your yard offer the
size and security you need?
The first thing you will want to do before setting a date for your party is to
make sure your yard has all the right ingredients to host a pool party. Since bareback pool parties
encourage your guests to get completely buck-ass naked, your first priority should be that of privacy.
First, determine how private your yard is, not only around the main lawn or pool, but around the sides of your
house as well. Is there a fence or wall around the yard, and if so, is it tall enough to keep prying
eyes from peeking in on the action? Take into account your neighbors' yards and anything in them which
might allow children or prudes to see what is going on. Do they have a pool slide, a swingset,
a treehouse, or any other such structure that might compromise your privacy?
If so, you'll need to determine whether it is feasible to construct a temporary barrier high enough
to block their view. Good old gardener's plastic is an inexpensive solution to increasing your level
of privacy, but you may have to also construct supports on which to hang the plastic. It won't stay
in the air by itself, you know.
The next thing to determine is how your guests will get into your yard. Is there a gate to allow access to the yard? If not, you can also construct a temporary screen with plastic that should work just fine. Or, if you are willing, you can have your guests enter through your house. Allowing passage through your home solves another problem... that of where all these barebackers are going to undress. Some hosts, however, prefer to keep the home's inside off-limits, so when that is the case, those hosts should find a good place on the property for all the coming, going, undressing and dressing that will go on.
Next, you'll need to take into account the type of yard you have. Grassy yards are excellent for the comfort of your guests. Lawns provide a soft, cool, and natural mattress for men to sprawl out on when fucking. The more dense the lawn, the nicer it feels. However, care must be taken on lawns in regions where assorted insects take up residence in the cool grass. Many insects enjoy biting people who mash their territory while rolling around. Be careful if using insecticides as they are also poisonous to humans. De-bugging should be done at least a day in advance and the yard should be hosed down thoroughly well before your guests arrive.
By the way, a slightly damp lawn will be cool to the skin on a hot evening. But where there are sparse
areas, the ground underneath can turn to mud which probably won't be a plus in the eyes of many guests.
Then again, mudfucking is all the rage. If you want to allow the option of mudfucking, I recommend placing
a plastic wading pool or inflatable pool adjacent to the mudfuck pit for the mudfuckers to rinse off in.
Periodically dumping out the wading pool into the mud pit and refilling it with clean water will ensure both
a nice, wet, sloppy mudfuck pit and a clean bath, even for people who might like to just wash mud and other
dirt off their feet.
If your yard is one of those in the sun belt that makes use of small stones or pieces of coral, consider this a negative feature for a sex party. While the tougher skin of the feet can fare well on stony ground, the more sensitive skin of the torso and knees often finds discomfort in such locales. Plus, in the intense heat of summer, coral stones can burn skin, and retain and radiate the sun's
heat for hours past sundown.
If your yard is mostly made up of a cement patio or pool decking, chaise lounges and loose
mattresses covered in outdoor fabrics help bring comfort to those not accustomed to lolling around on hard ground. Wood decks can be more forgiving, but watch out for splinters!!!