We all have seen those ads:
"Hot, hung GWM stud, 9x6" tool seeks..."
and yet, when the pants come off, we are left wondering where that "hot
hung stud" might have left 2 of his 9 inches. It is not uncommon for a
man to "guesstimate" the size of his penis now and again. At other
times, some men will measure and think, "That CAN'T be accurate!
It seems much bigger than that!" and they re-measure from a starting
point that will give them the length they desire ~ a size that sounds more
"manly" to them. The most shameless among us will wantonly embellish
their penis size with no regard to honesty. Hey... if they can fool you into
believing 6 is 8, all the better.
Unfortunately, padding your penis-size only serves to undermine the true
impact of the real figures. For example, when one man calls his 6-inch cock
an 8-incher, he might fool his partner into believing that his average size
dick is actually the stuff of which horsecocks are made. The next guy, an
honest man with a true and appreciable 7", may in turn find himself turned
down by the size queen who has been duped into believing 6 inches is supposed
to be 8.
Moral bankruptcy and the fall of civilization are surely around the corner...
Remember, you can put a Cadillac emblem on a Yugo but that won't make the car
a Cadillac. Saying your dick is bigger doesn't make it so.
Oh, and let no man tell you he doesn't know the size of his penis... every
man has measured his at least once in his life, even if inaccurately. If he
hasn't, he's probably ultra-straight or lying.
You wouldn't build a house based on whether or not your lumber "looked"
like it was eight feet long or so, so why use such improper techniques when
assigning dimensions to your most personal and coveted attribute? In order to
help eliminate the confusion and hurt feelings caused by this misrepresentation,
we present to you a do-it-yourself guide for measuring your penis correctly.