"SIZE LIARS"


Dear Jack,

I just joined your site and I want to meet folks that are larger than 8" and wanted to know if you could help me. I'm tired of meeting folks that lie about their cock size.

~Qtest

What he says he has..
what he SAYS he has

...and what he ACTUALLY has..
and what he ACTUALLY has...

Dear Qtest,

I hate size liars too, and that's why I put the penis measuring page on the site.

I am not really sure why guys almost routinely lie about the size of their penis, though I believe it has to do with a low self-esteem. The fact is, you are born with what you are born with. Period. However, since there are a lot of men who laboriously work out at the gym in order to have a different body than the one they were born with, the whole notion that you can cheat nature and be somehow better as a result might have something to do with it. I mean, you can change your body type, but no matter how much weight you lose, or how much muscle mass you put on, your penis size doesn't change in the process.

Cosmetic surgery to enlarge one's penis isn't reputed to be safe or routinely successful. Many plastic surgeons won't even consider performing penis enlargement surgery. Vacuum pumps present risks (such as bursting blood vessels) and present temporary results that sometimes impair the mechanics which cause a penis to retain blood and thereby get hard. In short, it's way easier to lie about one's cock size (and create a false sense of masculinity) than to go through any of the above procedures.

The problem with lying, especially when it's plainly overt, is that once the trousers drop the lie is out in the open. "Drop the fly and let out the lie", as I say. Plenty of gullible men believe that their partner's 6 inches is actually 8. Of course, that means the man with the true 8 inches is perceived as much larger even though he's not. I guess most men figure nobody is actually going to measure their dick. Keep a tape measure near your bed. That will make a few of them nervous...

That's the reality here in AZ and pretty much a lot of other places. When I lived in California, I noticed that almost everyone claimed a 9x6 inch penis. Maybe fewer than 2 percent actually do have such magnificent cocks. The rest are lying, or are tweaking and can't get their dick hard enough to prove or disprove their claims. I know I was accused of having a ten inch cock, and although such an accusation is flattering as hell, I knew the truth and pitied the poor, misguided people who had obviously been misled by any number of size liars. Of course, when you run into a guy who is a true size queen, he may be less interested in the person whose size is accurately documented than he would be for the guy whose "tall tales" are designed to mislead. His loss.

Personally, I think lying about anything, including dick size, is tawdry behavior...

I have noticed that straight guys aren't savvy enough to lie about their dick size most of the time. They seem to be rather comfortable with the dick size they have, probably because women aren't as viciously picky about penis size. I wonder if women lie about the size of their breasts, though. :-)

I don't know if I have any advice other than to look for guys advertising 9, 10, 11 inches so you'll get 7-1/2 inches or better. You could also insist that they actually measure the thing using a real ruler too. I have. It pisses guys off, but they know I mean business. Sometimes they get petty when caught in their lie, though. One guy I met claimed nine inches, but produced 6 at best. He got angry when I asked him where he left the other 3 inches. I dunno... maybe he was standing on his head when he measured it...

Another guy I used to fuck in Phoenix always used to marvel at the size of my cock, and I gathered he was a little envious that mine was bigger than his (¡pobrecito!). Then he started advertising in the paper that he had a 9 inch cock. When I asked him which end of the ruler he was measuring from he got a little testy. I asked him how he could justify saying his cock was 9 inches when he knew mine was 8 and his was smaller, yet he kept insisting over and over that his cock was absolutely and unquestionably 9 inches. That's a cheap-ass drag queen for ya...

Good luck... your problem isn't unique unfortunately. And despite your insistence that your partners be honest with you, the problem will never be eradicated until men begin to be satisfied with what they have... or in other words, when pigs can fly.

~Bareback Jack.