Dear Jack,

I'm sure this is a problem 4 many bareback bottoms (and tops) How do u "clean out" before a session. I've tired just taking a shit, I've tried a shower attachment, i've tried everything, but if a nice big fat dick gets right up my hole 90% of the time my top ends up with shit on their dick (the only time a rubber comes in handy!)

Am I using the shower douche 4 to long or is it something else? I know accidents happen, but do you know a sure fire method of preventing them?

Yours

Jackbottom

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Dear Jackbottom,

How do I clean out before a session?

Unless I'm expecting to get rimmed, "cleaning out" isn't high on my personal priority list. I have done it, though, and I am somewhat aware of the problems associated with it. First, I'll describe the process, and then some of the problems.

Here's the best way:

Get one of those Shower Shot hoses from your local adult toy store. It connects between the pipe that comes out of the wall of your shower and the shower head. (I know a lot of guys already know this information, but occasionally someone doesn't). Hop into the shower, and adjust the water temperature to lukewarm ("tepid" if you're in England). Flip the flow control lever on the hose connector to divert the water through the hose.

Now, gently slide the gushing head of the hose up your ass. You don't have to use it like a monster dildo... getting it past the sphincter is adequate.

When you start to feel "full", slide the hose out. Of course, "full" means different things to different people, but this, I believe, is the key to a good douche job. More on that in a moment...

Now, you have two options. If you're poop-shy, you can hop out of the shower and over to the toilet to get rid of the water (and everything else up there). Or, if you're not poop-shy, you can squat over the drain and let it go. (HINT: take the drain stopper out before doing this. You'll thank me for it later)

Sometimes it takes 2 or 3 flushings to clean yourself out thoroughly. You should repeat the process until the water runs clean. But each time, only fill up to the point where you feel full. The reason for this is that beyond the point of feeling full, water will find its way into all sorts of twists and turns in your rectum and colon and stay there. This will cause you problems later on. If you get water too high up your chute, it will begin to liquify whatever else is lurking up there, and once you start changing positions during your fuck, it will start to work its way back out. Hence the "I cleaned my ass out real good, but my partner is STILL getting a dirty dick" problem.

In the TRUST Handbook (the red hanky guide to fisting), the author makes the suggestion that, after douching with the hose and ridding yourself of the water you stand up and jump and jiggle around for a minute or two just to kind of shift things around internally. I would go so far as to recommend twisting and turning, squatting and contorting yourself (gently though, cuz I don't want you to throw out your sacroiliac), as all that motion will help move the fugitive water around and possibly help work it out before you spread your thighs. After all that physical exercise, try to squeeze the rest of the water out, especially if you heard a sloshing sound while you were hopping around.

Kneading your bowels from just under your rib cage downward helps too.

Depending on your diet, this can be a quick process or a lengthy one. Unfortunately, the only sure-fire way I know to eliminate the dirty hole syndrome is to not eat anything, and I don't really recommend that.

As simple as the hose seems, it has amazed me just how many men in dusty Phoenix I have introduced to its wonders. Trust me, guys, drugstore enema kits don't cut it most of the time. You only need to be cleaned out to a point a little ways beyond the length of the dick that's going to go inside you. In my case, it seems as though I go deeper than most men here account for, and rare is the bottom whose ass is so clean I feel comfortable felching him after a good, cum-soaked fuck.

It might be good to do occasional "practice runs" with the hose and get the hang of it if you are new. It might not be the best toy to try out on a first date with a new hot stud.

I hope this helps,

~Bareback Jack.

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